May 2012
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Just jerked off for the first time this year and...
Don’t be jealous of my boogie.
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"It's such a beautiful day out!"
vampirestatebuilding:
oh really? I’m secreting out of every orifice.
I “like” when people assume that since it’s sunny the rest of their lives just don’t exist and all that matters is just lying in the fucking sun. Like, sorry bro, my body is failing me so I’m gonna sleep all day and this laundry isn’t gonna wash itself, the sun exists regardless. ...
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I am going to ignore the syntax error in this post but I did fix the punctuation:
puppygamer:
I can’t eat anything without experiencing an intense sadness from the feeling of all the fat on my body
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Watchfuckyeahrupaulsdragrace:
RuPaul’s first art movie
If only he had his own television shows at this point in his career..
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WatchI FOUND IT! Prepared to lose what little followers I have.
Lady gives anal pleasure to man’s a-spot using her amputated leg while DVDA’s “now you’re a man” plays in the back round. Not safe for anyone who would find it inappropriate to watch strangers having sex on the internet.
My roommate was thoroughly grossed out. This is everything the internet was made for.
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CELEBATE SUMMER
So I pretty much got confirmation today that the only boy I like doesn’t like me back. There was a brief glimmer of hope and I was a few minutes away from taking the chance and asking him out so I’m glad I spilled my guts to my other coworker/friend first.
I give up on all boys.
Being a hermetic recluse with no desire to be around anyone in any capacity was so much easier. I...
WatchI think I’ve watched this 5 times today.
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hanksypanky:
name ten things that aren’t skrillex
holy crap
heckyeahwhatever:
Being awkward or having social anxiety isnt cute. It’s terrifying.
yufeelme:
Nothing warms my heart like seeing couple where one person is significantly more attractive. It’s like yeah, get that.
It gives me hope. Hope that me, as a 5, maybe a 6 when I’m in shape and my hair isn’t atrocious, can some day get me a 8-10 like I could in the past. That I could get that. I would like to warm someone’s heart.
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I want to change my url again.
Because I’m an indecisive dillhole like that.
Maybe Chantasmagoria.
Snoregasm.
Dildolips.
Or I could go back to loseallthetime since the pussyfag doesn’t read this anymore.
I dunno. Changed my theme/layout/whatever so maybe that’ll at least tie me over for now…
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Summer is the hardest.
Shorts and tanktops are hard. Even t-shirts can be too.
All exposed flesh is hard.
Being too hot because I’m uncomfortable wearing anything that isn’t black is hard. Grey is sometimes acceptable. White is alright but makes me look too big.
Being an adult with acne doubles the fear and insecurities.
It takes me ten times as long to get dressed now.
I’m not ready for this. ...
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don’t hate your body because it’s too fat or too thin hate it because it’s a prison of flesh and its existence is meaningless
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Interviewer: On the show you've said that you were bullied pretty much all through high school. Have any of the people you went to high school with reached out to you since the show started airing?
Sharon: No, I don't think anyone who bullied me in high school is watching Rupaul's Drag Race. They're probably watching NASCAR. And our show usually airs around wife beating time, so they might have missed it. They might have been too busy beating their wives or having underground gay affairs.
